All: oo-ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1) B & T
Tenors: Mott the Hoople and the Game of Life. All: oo-ooh, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match.
Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess.
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess.
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk.
See you in heaven if you make the list.
T, A, and S: Hey Andy, did you hear about this one? B & S.S: Ooh, Andy did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch? Tell me are you locked in the punch?
Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? (T: Hey baby), Hey baby
All: Are we losing touch? (Tenors: Are we losing touch?)
A, S, S.S: If you believed (T: If you believe) B: If you believe,
They put a man on the moon, man on the moon,
man on the moon man on the moon,
If you believe (T: If you believe) If you believe,
there's nothing up his sleeve, up his sleeve...
then nothing is cool
(Same as 1st verse and bridge)
Moses went walking with the staff of wood.
Newton got beaned by the apple good.
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp.
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask.
Hey Andy, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, are you having fun?
(Same as 1st verse)
Here's a little agit for the never-believer.
Here's a little ghost for the offering.
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's.
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling (wrestling bears).
Repeat 1st bridge
Chorus x4 (with added echoes)